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- Toby: Technically I am in human resources and Dwight was asking about human anatomy. I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly.
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- Dwight: Hey Toby. You said that we could come to you if we had any questions…where’s the clitoris? On the website it said “at the crest of the labia.” What does that mean?
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- Michael: I have never slept with an employee, and believe me I could have.
- Dwight: Yeah Meredith [points to Meredith]
- Michael: No, no, Katherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was? She would’ve definitely slept with me.
- Kevin: She wasn’t that hot.
- Michael: Yes she was…dammit Kevin, comon’ !!!
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- Michael: Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic school girl’s outfit? I mean it is hot, it is sexy and it turns him on. I will admit, best part of my morning staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?
- Stanley: That is my daughter.
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- Pam: I just wanted to say that, just, my mom’s coming in today.
- Kevin: Mmmm….MILF
- Pam: Thanks Kevin…
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- Michael: Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate. So he’s really not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.
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- Michael: One time we were out and we met this set of twins, and Packer told them that we were brothers. And, so you know, one thing led to another. And we brought them back to the motel. And Packer did both of them…it was awesome.
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- Todd: [sneaking up behind Michael] What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
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- Dwight: So the monkey does the sex thing right…here [strange monkey noises are heard from Dwight’s PC]
[they laugh]
- Michael: That’s funny. That’s funny. [looks at the camera] Not offensive, because it’s nature…educational.
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- Michael: It’s how I like to do business, everybody joking around. It’s like friends. I am Chandler, and Joey…and Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.
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- Pam: [drunk] Finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundee. And I feel God at this Chili’s tonight.
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- Michael: The “Spicy Curry Award” goes to our very own Kelly Kapour. Get on down here!
- Kelly: Spicy curry? What’s that mean?
- Michael: Not everything means something, it’s just a joke.
- Kelly: Yeah, but why did you give it to me? [looks at trophy] This is a bowler…
- Michael: I know, they didn’t have anymore businessmen.
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- Michael: The “Busiest Beaver Award” goes to Phyllis Lapin. Yeah! Way to go Phyllis. Nice work per usual.
- Phyllis: [looking at the trophy] This says “Bushiest Beaver”.
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- Oscar: The Dundees are kinda like a kid’s birthday party. And you go and there’s really nothing for you to do there. But the kid’s having a really good time. So you’re kinda there? That’s kinda what it’s like.
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- Dwight: Welcome to the 8th annual Dundees awards. Before we start, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short. I have wrap-it-up music and I’m not afraid to use it.