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- Michael: I’m very fast. I’m like Forest Gump except…I am not an idiot.
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- Michael: Myth: 3 Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: 4 Americans every year die from rabies.
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- Pam: So I closed the door, but the image of his…
- Jim: …baguette…
- Pam: …dangling participle still burned in my eyes.
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- Pam: Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers not 5,000 miles.
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- Angela: [to Pam] I’m having relationship problems. Since you’re always having relationship problems, I thought you’d be able to give me some advice.
tags: Angela | Season 4, Episode 1: "Fun Run"
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- Dwight: As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we’re using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what’s unethical?
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- Creed: I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
tags: Creed | Season 4, Episode 1: "Fun Run"
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- Dwight: It was only a cat.
- Angela: You don’t like them.
- Dwight: Cats do not provide milk nor wool or meat.
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- Michael: I am taking responsibility and it is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
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- Pam: Michael, Angela’s cat died.
- Michael: Sprinkles? Oh shoot. I’m sorry Angela. Man, what a day, huh? How could it get any worse? The computer crashes, with the porn. And then Meredith with the accident. And then Prinkles! That’s three things! I’ll tell you what’s going on, this office is cursed.
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- Michael: Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?
- Stanley: You can’t be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.
- Michael: Everybody inside the car was fine Stanley!
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- Michael: Ok, I have an announcement.
- Oscar: You pushed Darryl out the window…
- Phyllis You shot Dwight…
- Michael: Ok, that is not funny. I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car for which I take full responsibility.
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- Michael: So I need a little treat for the gang, something to win their affections back.
- Ryan: Back? Why is that Michael?
- Michael: Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.
- Ryan: Oh no. Did you do this on purpose?
- Michael: No, I was being negligent. But she’s in the hospital. She’s fine, she’s recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be up and…
- Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
- Michael: Yes. It was on company property with company property. So, double jeopardy. We are fine.
- Ryan: I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.
- Michael: Oh. Right, I’m sorry. What is “we’re fine”?
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- Michael: So Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond, whereas back here in Scranton, I am still the top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish?
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- Jim: One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway…I wonder who he ran over then?