Pam Beesly
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- Pam: Every time Michael’s in a meeting he makes me come in and give him a post-it note telling him who’s on the phone. I did it once and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is, he doesn’t get that many calls so he has me make them up every 10 minutes.
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- Ryan: What I really want -- honestly Michael – is for you to know it so you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.
- Michael: Oh ok…
- Ryan: What?
- Michael: It’s whoever, not whomever…
- Ryan: No it’s whomever…
- Michael: No…whomever is never actually right.
- Jim:Well, sometimes it’s right.
- Creed: Michael is right. It’s a made-up word used to trick students.
- Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.
- Oscar: Obviously it’s a real word, but I don’t know when to use it correctly.
- Michael: Not a native speaker.
- Kevin: I know what’s right, but I’m not gonna say because you’re all jerks who didn’t come see my band last night.
- Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?
- Kevin: I don’t know.
- Pam: It’s whom when it’s the object of the sentence and who when it’s the subject.
- Phyllis: That sounds right.
- Michael: Well it sounds right but is it?
- Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?
- Ryan: As an object…
- Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
- Stanley: Is he right about that?
- Pam: How did he use it again?
- Michael: It was…Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to uh explain the computer system, the object, to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object…which is the correct usage of the word.
- Michael: No one asked you anything ever so whomever’s name is Toby why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.
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- Dwight: We have three rooms each with a different theme.
- Pam: What are the themes?
- Dwight: America, irrigation and night-time.
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- Pam: So I closed the door, but the image of his…
- Jim: …baguette…
- Pam: …dangling participle still burned in my eyes.
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- Pam: Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers not 5,000 miles.
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- Pam: Michael, Angela’s cat died.
- Michael: Sprinkles? Oh shoot. I’m sorry Angela. Man, what a day, huh? How could it get any worse? The computer crashes, with the porn. And then Meredith with the accident. And then Prinkles! That’s three things! I’ll tell you what’s going on, this office is cursed.
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- IT Guy: You know generally it’s not a good idea to click on any internet offers that you haven’t requested. What was the exact offer?
- Pam: It was for a video…
- IT Guy: What kind of video?
- Pam: A celebrity sex tape.
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- Michael: I guess we’re getting back together.
- Pam: What happened?
- Michael: Your advice was good, but Jan’s was bigger.
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- Oscar: Hey Pam, I’ve been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship.
- Pam: Haha. That’s very funny.
- Stanley: I’ve never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.
- Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that. It was pathetic-ville. No offense Pam.
- Meredith: You know what? Don’t even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk I bet no one even remembers a word you said.
- Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts…check it out.
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- Pam: About 40 times a year Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.
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- Pam: Phyllis ended up using the same invitations as Roy and me, so it was kind of like being invited to my own wedding.
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- Michael: You know I had never been out of the country before now? Got to see how Jamaicans live, it is great! You know? They just relax, they party all the time…
- Pam: It’s kind of an impoverished country…
- Michael: Yeah…gosh…great.
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- Dwight: Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
- Pam: You can’t do that.
- Dwight: As ranking number 3 in this office I am ordering you to…
- Andy: Ummm, I’m number 3.
- Dwight: You’re number 4.
- Andy: Yeah, but I’m number 3.
- Dwight: Uh no. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January 4th.
- Jim: Ok, I think I can help here.
- Dwight: Ok good, they…
- Jim: As ranking number 2 I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We’ll act on this now.
- Dwight: Ok this is stupid.
- Jim: Can you please keep it down? I’m in session. [long pause] I’ve determined this committee is valid.
- Dwight: No, no, no. Wait. Permission to join the Validity Committee.
- Jim: [thinks about it] Permission denied.
- Dwight: Dammit!
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- Pam: Kinda sounds like prison is better than Dunder Mifflin.
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- Michael: You show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam, tell me what white person you trust.
- Pam: My dad.
- Michael: …Danny Glover!
- Jim: Jonas Salk.
- Michael: Who?
- Jim: Justin Timberlake
- Michael: Oh please. Colin Powell!
- Karen: Hey I’ve got one. Jesus.
- Michael: Apollo Creed.
