Season 3, Episode 15: "Phyllis' Wedding"
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- Michael: The most important part of a speech is the opening line. When time is not a factor I like to try out three or four different ones.
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- Michael: Webster’s dictionary defines ‘wedding’ as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch”.
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- Michael: Hi I’m Michael Scott and, for the next 40 minutes, I am going to be your tour guide through the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance – one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time.
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- Kevin: This is the third wedding that Scrantonicity has played.
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- Michael: Phyllis, did you break wind? It’s ok if you did. It’s a very natural reaction…
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- Dwight: Hello Angela. You look as beautiful as the queen of England.
- Anglea: Thank you. Don’t linger, break left. Left!
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- Pam: Phyllis ended up using the same invitations as Roy and me, so it was kind of like being invited to my own wedding.
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- Phyllis: Yes, I put Michael in my wedding, it was the only way I could think to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before…
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- Michael: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father’s wheelchair down the aisle, so basically I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary it is like I am paying for the wedding which I am happy to do. It’s a big day for Phyllis, but it’s an even bigger day for me, employer-of-the-bride.
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- Michael: Always the bridesmaids. Eh, ladies?
