Season 4, Episode 4: "Money"
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- Oscar: [reviewing Michael’s personal financials] This scary black bar is what you spend on things that no one ever ever needs, like multiple magic sets, professional bass fishing equipment…
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- Oscar: [looking at Michael’s credit card statement] $1200, what’s a “Core Blaster Extreme”?
- Michael: That is, by far, the best way to strengthen your core. This machine…you sit on a stabilizer ball. You put your feet into the power stirrups. You reach up and you grab onto the super-rod and you twist and you twist and you twist. It strengthens your entire core: your back core, your arm core. The Marine Corps actually uses it…
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- Creed: Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature’s do-over.
tags: Creed | Season 4, Episode 4: "Money"
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- Ryan: What I really want -- honestly Michael – is for you to know it so you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.
- Michael: Oh ok…
- Ryan: What?
- Michael: It’s whoever, not whomever…
- Ryan: No it’s whomever…
- Michael: No…whomever is never actually right.
- Jim:Well, sometimes it’s right.
- Creed: Michael is right. It’s a made-up word used to trick students.
- Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.
- Oscar: Obviously it’s a real word, but I don’t know when to use it correctly.
- Michael: Not a native speaker.
- Kevin: I know what’s right, but I’m not gonna say because you’re all jerks who didn’t come see my band last night.
- Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?
- Kevin: I don’t know.
- Pam: It’s whom when it’s the object of the sentence and who when it’s the subject.
- Phyllis: That sounds right.
- Michael: Well it sounds right but is it?
- Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?
- Ryan: As an object…
- Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
- Stanley: Is he right about that?
- Pam: How did he use it again?
- Michael: It was…Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to uh explain the computer system, the object, to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object…which is the correct usage of the word.
- Michael: No one asked you anything ever so whomever’s name is Toby why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.
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- Kelly: Ok, see you later tonight!
- Darryl: I got plans later.
- Kelly: Ok, bye honey!
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- Dwight: We have three rooms each with a different theme.
- Pam: What are the themes?
- Dwight: America, irrigation and night-time.
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- Kevin: The bar uses an applause meter. That is why it is so important that you all come and applaud only for my band, Scrantonicity 2, not Scrantonicity (which I am no longer a part of).
tags: Kevin | Season 4, Episode 4: "Money"
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- Dwight: We offer tours of the fields and of the barn. Perhaps you’d be interested in Mose’s table-making demonstration?
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- Dwight: Agri-tourism is a lot more than a bed-and-breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast.
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- Dwight: [answering phone] Schrute Farms, guten tag! How may I help you. Yes we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh no, I’m sorry…no king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don’t conform to the usual sizes. Closest would be twin. Thank you so much for calling. Call back again, auf wiedersehen.
