Season 1, Episode 4: "The Alliance"
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- Dwight: I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me...I am better at hiding than they are at vision.
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- Michael: These are my party planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing 80s party last year. Off the hook! So I was thinking if you haven't already gotten a cake...maybe going for one of those ice cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. They are very good. Very delicious.
- Angela: Meredith is allergic to dairy so...
- Michael: She's not the only one that's gonna be eating it right? And I think everyone likes ice cream cake. It's not just about her...
- Pam: It's her birthday.
- Michael: Mint chocolate chip! Mint chocolate chip!
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- Dwight: It's a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.