Season 5, Episode 4: "Crime Aid"
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- Michael: What the hell was that?
- Phyllis: It's the only gavel I could find...
- Michael: It squeaks when you bang it...that's what she said!
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- Darryl: Mike gave me a list of his top 10 Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News, one was Tracy Chapman Fast Car and, my personal favorite, Short People.
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- Andy: [to Angela] One day we're going to move to Disney's Celebration village in Florida and leave all of this behind.
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- Michael: In my opinion the third date is traditionally the one where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me
I'll know for sure.