Season 2, Episode 11: "Booze Cruise"
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- Michael: Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just…have to be the boss of dancing.
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- Michael: Leader…ship. The word “ship” is hidden inside the word “leadership”…as its derivation.
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- Michael: Ok, I know what all of you are thinking: “who is this smart little cookie”. Her name is Brenda…something…and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.
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- Kelly: Wait Michael, why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?
- Michael: To throw you off the scent…
- Kelly: Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.
- Michael: Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.
- Kelly: I took the tags off already…
- Michael: Well that’s not my fault, ok? Just – we’re not going to pay for a bathing suit…
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- Michael: This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise, right? I’m going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single, mind-blowing experience.
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- Stanley:: [walks into Michael’s office] Michael…
- Michael: Stanley-bo-banly
- Stanley:: I need to know…
- Michael: Banana-fana-fo-fanly
- Stanley:: …what we’re doing…
- Michael: Me-my-mo-manly
- Stanley:: …you said bring a toothbrush…
- Michael: [nods] Stanley
- Stanley:: Is this an overnight?
- Michael: Maybe…the suspense is just so exciting isn’t it?
- Stanley:: Should my wife tell her boss she’s not coming in tomorrow?
- Michael: Maybe. I don’t know.
- Stanley:: Not maybe. Yes or no.
- Michael: [whispers] Well…no…ok, but don’t spoil it for everybody, we are going on a ‘booze cruise’ on Lake Wallenpaupack…
- Stanley:: In January?
- Michael: …it’s cheaper…
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- Pam: Last week Michael sent out this mysterious memo…
- Jim: [reads the memo] It’s time for our first quarter comraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes and a ski-mask.
- Pam: A ski-mask and a swimsuit…
- Jim: So that he can have us rob a bank and then escape to the sewers.
- Pam: …and brush our teeth…