Season 2, Episode 15: "Boys and Girls"
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- Ryan: You know what? We could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line…
- Stanley: This here is a “run-out-the-clock” situation. Just like upstairs.
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- Michael: [having just knocked over 2 rows of equipment shelves] We’ll get someone to clean that up…
- Darryl: We’re the ones that gotta clean that up!
- Warehouse Worker: Dammit Michael!!!
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- Michael: Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
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- Kevin: I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he’ll try to beat you up.
- Jim: Thanks for the heads up Kevin.
- Kevin: I got your back if he does...I’ll try to stay out of it...
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- Michael: Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. Ands she is our receptionist…sort of a “Brangelina” thing.
- Roy: Why?
- Michael: “Brangelina” is the Brad Pitt and Angelina…
- Roy: I don’t understand…
- Michael: Roy…Roy and Pam, it’s a “Ram”. It’s a “Ram” thing.
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- Michael: Do you realize that underneath us is another world? The warehouse world. A world that is teaming with sweat, and dirt and life! Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real men’s work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.
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- Michael: Why can’t boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?
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- Michael: Well first of all, I just want to warm up a little bit. Let’s just clap…let’s just clap, ready? [all the guys clap] Yeah…yeah! That’s what I’m talking about!
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- Michael: Everyone, guys? Circle up please. Come on over, bring your chairs. Toby? Come on over. You’re a guy…too…sort of…
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- Dwight: It’s a terrible idea…
- Jim: What is?
- Dwight: Them in there all together. They stay in there too long, they’re gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
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- Michael: Today’s studies show that today’s woman -- the Ally McBeal woman as I like to call her -- is at a crossroads…
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- Michael: What is more important than quality? Equality.
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- Pam: Today’s a women-in-the-workplace thing. Jan’s coming in from corporate to talk to all the women about…um….I don’t really know what; but Michael’s not allowed in – she said that about 5 times.