Season 2, Episode 16: "Valentine's Day"
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- Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it. Lovingly. The way that an animal deserves to be loved. My animal deserves a lot of loving.
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- Michael: I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton. What it’s like to walk in Oscar’s shoes or try on Phyllis’ pants.
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- Michael: Yeah I shot a bunch of footage around the office. Edited it together on my Mac. Was thinking about entering it at some festivals...I probably won’t, that’s not what this is about.
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- Kevin: [looking at the gigantic stuffed bear for Phyllis] Man, that thing’s bigger than I am.
- Delivery Man: No it’s not.
- Kevin: Oh zip it.
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- Michael: This presentation is Desert Storm and as soon as it’s done we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore.
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- Michael: Scranton is great but New York is like Scranton on acid. No…on speed…no, on steroids.
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- Michael: This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is the skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes.
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- Michael: Great places to eat. We have Bubba Gump Shrimp…Red Lobster down there. You know? This is the heart of civilization. Right here.
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- Michael: Here it is, heart of New York City, Time Square. Named for the good times you have when you are…in it. Most people, when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building. That’s very touristy. I come here.
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- Michael: Me and New York? I own that city! Fuggedaboutit!!!
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- Michael: This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to her about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But…it is Valentine’s Day. New York. City of love.
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- Pam: I really like Valentine’s Day in this office. It’s kind of like grade school, everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year Jim gave me this card with Dwight’s head on it was horrifying and funny…