Season 3, Episode 21: "Women's Appreciation"
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- Creed: I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in women’s room for number 2.
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- Michael: Jan says anything that doesn’t scare us is not worth doing. I don’t know, maybe we’re different people. I like cuddling and spooning abd she likes video-taping us during sex and then watching right afterward to improve my form.
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- Michael: My point is…my point is, a penis - when seen in the right context - is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context it is like a monster movie.
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- Michael: Nobody likes to be flashed. When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party I nearly vomited.
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- Jan: Michael, come over after work tonight. I miss your…body.
- Michael: I dunno. I feel…I drive a lot. I’m spending a fortune on gas…
- Jan: I’ll give you $200. If I get up before you I’ll leave it on the dresser.
- Michael: I dunno…that makes me kind of uncomfortable…
- Jan: $300?
- Michael: I…well…I dunno…
- Jan: Whatever, just let my assistant know if you’re coming over so he can get more Vodka. Hunter, are you on?
- Hunter: You got it Jan!
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- Phyllis: I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions and he was holding a map and when I walked over he had “it” out on the map.
- Angela: Phyllis, you’re a married woman!
- Creed: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what’s all the fuss? [aside] If that’s flashing then lock me up.