Season 3, Episode 22: "Beach Day"
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- Michael: Who among you has the guts to replace me? Let him walk across these coals.
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- Stanley: [before the Hot Dog eating contest] I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on.
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- Michael: Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves to work. He is, however, an idiot.
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- Michael: We are all participating in mandatory fun activities. Funtivities! And there is a special secret prize for the winner…
- Dwight: Yes! Funtivities, I knew it wasn’t just a trip to the beach!
- Michael: Alright, you know what? Your enthusiasm is turning people off.
- Dwight: I hope there will be management parables.
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- Kevin: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
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- Michael: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It’s like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies unless you find a new head. I need to find which one of these people has the skills to be a chicken head.
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- Michael: I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it then it will suck.
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- Pam: About 40 times a year Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.