Meredith
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- Meredith: I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.
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- Angela: This is your boy bowl with the name Chevy
- Michael: That was me.
- Angela: And this is the girl bowl with M&Ms with the name Astird
- Phyllis: That can't be right...
- Angela: Michael wrote down Astird.
- Michael: She said it is the name of a Viking princess...so...
- Meredith: Astird
- Michael: I know. I know. It is beautiful. Thank you.
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- Oscar: Hey Pam, I’ve been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship.
- Pam: Haha. That’s very funny.
- Stanley: I’ve never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.
- Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that. It was pathetic-ville. No offense Pam.
- Meredith: You know what? Don’t even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk I bet no one even remembers a word you said.
- Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts…check it out.
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- Kevin: Hey, what’s different about you? You look worse.
- Jim: Thank you.
- Meredith: You got a haircut. It’s sexy hot.
- Jim: Oh…
- Meredith: Turn around.
- Jim: No.
- Meredith: Comon’.
- Jim: No thanks.
- Meredith: Do it!!!
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- Angela: Meredith! If you don’t come to my party you will be very, very sorry.
- Meredith: Is that a threat?
- Angela: No. It’s an invitation.
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- Michael: Another thing about the Indian people: they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that, who has seen that before?
- Creed: I have. That’s ‘The Union of the Monkey’
- Meredith: Oh that’s what they call it.
- Kevin: This is the best meeting we have ever had.
- Michael: Thank you Kevin.
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- Pam: I actually might not go - feeling kinda tired.
- Meredith: Do you want to make appletinis and watch ‘Sex and the City’ at my place?
- Pam: Oh. I don’t know, I haven’t quite decided yet.
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- Dwight: I'm now going to read aloud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.
- Stanley: What about confidentiality?
- Dwight: You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults but obviously I am the only adult here. [reads from list] Number one, inverted penis…
- Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
- Dwight: I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy.
- Meredith: The uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.