Angela
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- Andy: Just answer the question: Are you sleeping with Dwight?
- Angela: A little bit...
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- Angela: This is your boy bowl with the name Chevy
- Michael: That was me.
- Angela: And this is the girl bowl with M&Ms with the name Astird
- Phyllis: That can't be right...
- Angela: Michael wrote down Astird.
- Michael: She said it is the name of a Viking princess...so...
- Meredith: Astird
- Michael: I know. I know. It is beautiful. Thank you.
Quote:
- Angela: [to Dwight] Every time I look in your eyes I see Sprinkles’ stiff, lifeless body!
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- Angela: What is that?
- Dwight: It’s a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I’m giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
- Angela: Her name was Sprinkles…
- Dwight: And his name is Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage.
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- Angela: It’s not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.
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- Angela: [to Pam] I’m having relationship problems. Since you’re always having relationship problems, I thought you’d be able to give me some advice.
tags: Angela | Season 4, Episode 1: "Fun Run"
Quote:
- Dwight: It was only a cat.
- Angela: You don’t like them.
- Dwight: Cats do not provide milk nor wool or meat.
Quote:
- Dwight: How would you like to spend a night with the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
- Angela: No Dwight! I don’t care if that’s how they consolidated power in ancient Rome.
- Dwight: No, no, no. Not Michael! Me! I’m taking his job.
- Angela: Not now…[smiles to herself] goodbye Kelly Kapoor…
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- Phyllis: I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions and he was holding a map and when I walked over he had “it” out on the map.
- Angela: Phyllis, you’re a married woman!
- Creed: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what’s all the fuss? [aside] If that’s flashing then lock me up.
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- Angela: Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!
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- Dwight: Hello Angela. You look as beautiful as the queen of England.
- Anglea: Thank you. Don’t linger, break left. Left!
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- Phyllis: I called every grocery store in Scranton, no one sells whole pigs.
- Angela: Did you try the petting zoo?
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- Angela: Meredith! If you don’t come to my party you will be very, very sorry.
- Meredith: Is that a threat?
- Angela: No. It’s an invitation.
Quote:
- Michael: Yeah Jan, it, um, looks like a check -- piece of paper of some sort. Receipt? I don’t know…
- Angela: Jan? This is Angela Martin from accounting. Look we have a rebate from the Federal Work Opportunity Program and no one knows what that means.
- Jan: We get that money for hiring an ex-convict.
- Michael: I didn’t hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby…convicted rapist…I’m just kidding.