Kelly
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- Holly: Okay, in fact, spending a half hour at the watercooler during work hours is a form of stealing.
- Kelly: What?
- Holly: Yes, it's called time theft and it's the same as taking money from the company. Can anyone think of examples of things that are over-the-line time-wasters?
- Stanley: This meeting.
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- Kelly: Ok, see you later tonight!
- Darryl: I got plans later.
- Kelly: Ok, bye honey!
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- Toby: Where are we?
- Kelly: I dunno, like 5 kilometers from the office?
- Toby: He couldn’t have made it a circle?
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- Oscar: Hey Pam, I’ve been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship.
- Pam: Haha. That’s very funny.
- Stanley: I’ve never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.
- Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that. It was pathetic-ville. No offense Pam.
- Meredith: You know what? Don’t even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk I bet no one even remembers a word you said.
- Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts…check it out.
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- Kelly: It’s got salmon…
- Michael: For the guests it is. For you consider it cow meat, strictly taboo.
- Kelly: I eat beef.
- Michael: Well…then consider it poisoned beef. No touchy…
- Kevin: The beef is poisoned?
- Michael: It’s not…it’s…just sit down please.
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- Kelly: Jim!
- Jim: Kelly…
- Kelly: Oh my God I have so much to tell you.
- Jim: Really?
- Kelly: Yes. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, they had a baby named Suri. And then Bradd Pitt and Angelina Jolie they had a baby too and named it Shilo. And both babies are a-mazing!!!
- Jim: Great. What’s new with you?
- Kelly: I just told you.
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- Kelly: If Ryan is laid off I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet (the Claire Danes one).
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- Kelly: Wait Michael, why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?
- Michael: To throw you off the scent…
- Kelly: Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.
- Michael: Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.
- Kelly: I took the tags off already…
- Michael: Well that’s not my fault, ok? Just – we’re not going to pay for a bathing suit…
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- Michael: Hello, everybody? Attention please. Jan Levinson is coming very soon. So we’re going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting. So you can all get in your constructive compliments asap.
- Ryan: Don’t you mean constructive criticism?
- Michael: What did I say?
- Kelly: You said constructive compliments. That doesn’t make any sense.
- Michael: Well Kelly that was neither constructive nor a compliment so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. Ok?
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- Kelly: Hai-ya!
- Dwight: Good, now watch, let me take you from behind…
- Kelly: What?
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- Michael: The “Spicy Curry Award” goes to our very own Kelly Kapour. Get on down here!
- Kelly: Spicy curry? What’s that mean?
- Michael: Not everything means something, it’s just a joke.
- Kelly: Yeah, but why did you give it to me? [looks at trophy] This is a bowler…
- Michael: I know, they didn’t have anymore businessmen.