Karen
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- Michael: [to Karen] Look, this is very hard for me but I am going to give you my best man. You may have Toby.
- Karen: Toby’s not a salesperson.
- Michael: You can train him. He’s very very smart and funny and charming…yawoolch…I can’t do it. Toby is the worst. That was a bluff.
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- Dwight: Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
- Pam: You can’t do that.
- Dwight: As ranking number 3 in this office I am ordering you to…
- Andy: Ummm, I’m number 3.
- Dwight: You’re number 4.
- Andy: Yeah, but I’m number 3.
- Dwight: Uh no. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January 4th.
- Jim: Ok, I think I can help here.
- Dwight: Ok good, they…
- Jim: As ranking number 2 I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We’ll act on this now.
- Dwight: Ok this is stupid.
- Jim: Can you please keep it down? I’m in session. [long pause] I’ve determined this committee is valid.
- Dwight: No, no, no. Wait. Permission to join the Validity Committee.
- Jim: [thinks about it] Permission denied.
- Dwight: Dammit!
Quote:
- Karen: You can’t give paper clips to a baby. He might swallow them.
- Creed: Oh it’s ok, I’ve got tons of them.
Quote:
- Michael: You show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam, tell me what white person you trust.
- Pam: My dad.
- Michael: …Danny Glover!
- Jim: Jonas Salk.
- Michael: Who?
- Jim: Justin Timberlake
- Michael: Oh please. Colin Powell!
- Karen: Hey I’ve got one. Jesus.
- Michael: Apollo Creed.
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- Phyllis: Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in metropolitan Orlando. It’s made from real pine.
- Karen: Who’s Bob Vance?
- Phyllis: You have a lot to learn about this town sweetie.